If you see any of these men, you should run away. These men are to be feared. Fear them.

 

Johnny, the leader of the Cobra Kai

 

karatekidjohnny

Top Protegee of John Kreese

 

 

General Zod

 

Son of Jor El, Kneel Before Zod

 

 

Drago “the Russian”

 

I will break you

 

Biff Tannen

 

 

Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here!

 

Gmork, the Chief Agent of “The Nothing”

 

 

This guy used to really freak me out.

 

Professor Cold Heart

Care Bear Stare! Anybody?

 

Skelator

 

Nice suit.

 

 

Professor Hinkle:

 

The magician that just wouldn’t leave Frosty alone. No means no.

 

 

Bowser:

Dealt me, Mario, and Luigi all kinds of fits in the early eighties. I’m coming princess!

9 Responses to “Badness”

  1. Lauren Says:

    hmmm… interesting

  2. Jason Says:

    If you can name the context for each villain, I’ll owe you one cookie.

  3. Robert Says:

    Niccccce…yeah man that is definitely a great list I think you left out a few…like Gargamel…Lord Voldemort…Dr. Evil…and HELLO…the most evil dark lord of the sith,Emperor Palpatine…but overall you certainly hit some of the major players of fear…hey have you seen the preview for the new Jim Carrey movie The Number 23…it looks freaky…freaky awesome! Hope all is well man…hey can you get me a job over there maybe? =D anyway…I’ll catch ya later, Rob

  4. tableguy Says:

    Robert,

    Thank you for dropping by the house of badness. I’m not sure about your other sugestions, but there is a definite chance that Gargamel could find his way onto this list. Good call. I might even need to give a shout out to his cat. If he does make it onto the list, consider this me giving you props.

    Thanks Rob,

    Jason

    P.S I haven’t seen the previews for that movie, but I will be looking for it online.

  5. Buck Says:

    jason

    this stuff is great!! but dont fear drago all you have to do is change out this steriods and he wont be able to do anything. hope all is well with yall

    buck Burchett

  6. tableguy Says:

    Buck,

    Thanks for stopping by!

    Jason

  7. myles Says:

    can you please include a picture of Ma Fratelli from the Goonies? she was pretty badass.

  8. Jason Says:

    I forgot about her. I suppose my list isn’t very gender inclusive.

  9. Jesse Burnette Says:

    Hey man Professor Hinkle is the deffinition of evil.

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